FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

arxxxxxx

Malvern, VIC, AUS

I love dad jokes with a passion! They're so dumb and funny for no reason!

Mixxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Why do math books always feel so sad? Because they have too many questions!

BRxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

what do you blow that makes all your wishes come true? a sugar daddy

lixxxxxx

Utrecht, UT, NLD

Another name for a sugar daddy? ~ Glucose Guardian ;)

bbxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? Because he knew how to sweeten the deal, one sugar at a time!

anxxxxxx

Spring, TX, USA

What's the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy? One you come as you are and the other you arrrre as you cum. :D

Soxxxxxx

Moriches, NY, USA

What's the different between a brunette and a washing machine?? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after dumping a load in it for $1.50

Quxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

... Lick me until Ice Cream . _________________________________ ~What's the difference between oral se× and anal se×? -One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak! __________________________________ ~Why is love like a fart? -Bc if you have to force it, it's probably sh¡T! ...

Cuxxxxxx

Gallatin, TN, USA

What did the fish say when it swim into the wall? Dam...

maxxxxxx

Brighton, CO, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

joxxxxxx

Hong Lok Yuen, NTP, HKG

IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR IM LOST.CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTION TO YOUR HEART?

saxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

What did the left boob say to the right boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think that we are nuts!

jaxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal

dexxxxxx

Cedar Park, TX, USA

Did you hear the rumor about the butter ? Someone's got to spread them

thxxxxxx

Balch Springs, TX, USA

What do you do to a oreo first ? Answer : open it and lick the cream out

hexxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy at dinner? “You must be dessert, because you’re the sweetest thing on the menu!”

kixxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

Marriage is like a deck of cards: you spend your whole life trying to figure out which one is yours where you spend the first half figuring out who has the ace, and the second half trying to keep the queen happy.

SUxxxxxx

Sanford, FL, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

caxxxxxx

Brockton, MA, USA

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!....too cute

Shxxxxxx

Georgetown, FL, USA

What did the mat say to the curtain? Don't look under me