FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

bbxxxxxx

Windsor, ON, CAN

What's the difference between a rubix cube and a guy?

suxxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

My ex was a Splenda daddy I'm looking for a sugar daddy

baxxxxxx

Town and Country, MO, USA

what do you call comeone with no arms or legs infront of your door? MATT!! LOL.

AAxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Why did the M&M go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie!

trxxxxxx

Ronkonkoma, NY, USA

i dont have any sugar jokes: but please tell me some !

pixxxxxx

Starkville, MS, USA

A physicist, a chemist, a billionaire and the billionaire's sugar baby get stranded on a desert island and all they have to eat is tinned caviar. Unfortunately, they dont have the key that's needed to open the caviar tins. The physicist says, I know how to get the caviar. All we need is the right size and shape rocks and I can arrange a tool to properly open the cans without spilling the caviar. So everyone hunts around the island to find the right size and sha...

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Prxxxxxx

Alvarado, TX, USA

"Make his pocket hurt" la la la that's my favorite song

Kixxxxxx

Fayetteville, PA, USA

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile

cixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lipstick.

Erxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take a nap? To dream up even sweeter surprises

Daxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

How does sugar flirt? It gives you a spoonful of sweetness!

Anxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

If you happen to have a craving for something sugary, you'll surely find it impossible to resist me.

Prxxxxxx

Anna Nagar, TN, IND

What did the sugar say to the spice? "You're a sweet addition to my life!"

Suxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

Knock Knock... Who's there? It's me looking for you!

paxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

what do you call a friend that pays you? a pay pal ;)

Laxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Tell your wife the recent transactions you sent to me were for charity.

amxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on paranoia?” The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you.” The man, feeling a bit uneasy, decides to browse anyway. He then asks, “Do you have any books on anxiety?” The librarian replies, “Yes, but you’ll probably find them in the self-help section.” Now the man is getting more nervous, so he asks, “What about books on depression?” The librarian gives him a sympathetic look and says, “I’...

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ayxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

How do you steal a coat? You jacket!!! Hahah please don't ignore my joke!

Evxxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from? A sugar daddy

Arxxxxxx

Spring Creek, NV, USA

How do you have sex with a girl on her period? YOU PULL SOME STRINGS!! LOL