FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Coxxxxxx

Lakewood, CO, USA

What's the difference between Iron man and Iron women? .... Ones a super hero and ones a command lmao

Nixxxxxx

San Francisco Naval Communication Station - Stockton, CA, USA

Do you have holes on your socks? ... Then how you put your foot in

stxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

the last time i was someone's type, i was donating blood.

ANxxxxxx

Utrecht, UT, NLD

2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and asks "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

alxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Tell me a joke, i dont have one :( ................

kexxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

I'm boring I literally have nothing that comes straight to mind when it comes to joke loool. you can make me laugh thoooo

Gaxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call an angry Sugar Daddy? Fresh Caramel Okay okay I know it's terrible haha

Laxxxxxx

Milan, Lombardy, ITA

Are you a sugar daddy or just my favorite subject in college? Because I can’t stop studying you.

alxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!

Alxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

You know the housing crisis is bad when sugar daddies can't even afford your rent

orxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Want to know about zombie snails? Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

arxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow? He wanted to have sweet dreams

suxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

A retired man was exercising with his personal trainer when a beautiful young blonde walked by. The man asked his trainer What machine he thinks he could use to impress a woman like that. The trainer replied "the ATM".

laxxxxxx

Leawood, KS, USA

A lady walks in to a hotel and says to the front desk agent ... I'm looking for my husband he is about your height and he smells like you a little he sorta has your smile hair like yours the front desk clerk said well I have to meet him The lady that walked in said hell so would I been single for 12 years

yaxxxxxx

Hong Kong, HCW, HKG

I take my coffee black because I'd like to save the sugars for my daddy

cexxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Im not a diabetic so Splenda Daddies step aside.. I am looking for full sugar baby!

kaxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal

Naxxxxxx

Branchburg Township, NJ, USA

What's the only thing sweeter than sugar? You silly ((:

lexxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty

kaxxxxxx

Chino Hills, CA, USA

What do clouds wear under there clothes? . . . ... Thunderware ;) lol