FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

luxxxxxx

Broken Arrow, OK, USA

How do you throw a party on mars? You planet. What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? Oh sheet!

twxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? A $100 bill.

Poxxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

What's a sugar daddy's favorite type of music? Sweet melodies, of course!

vixxxxxx

Heilbronn, BW, DEU

Why don’t sugar daddies ever get lost? Because they always know how to ‘spoil’ their way back! Lol

Prxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Why did the sugar baby take a baking class? - To learn how to make her dough ri$e Why do sugar babies make great detectives? - Because they always follow the money! What's a sugar baby's favourite weather? - The one where they get showered with gifts.

Drxxxxxx

Quakertown, PA, USA

What do Disney world and Viagra have in common? An hour wait for a a 5 minute ride.

Huxxxxxx

Puyallup, WA, USA

When does a joke become a dad joke ? When it becomes apparent...

kexxxxxx

Jacksonville, AR, USA

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? ...never mind. It's way too cheesy.

Mixxxxxx

Gainesville, FL, USA

What kind of bees do all the daddies like? BooBEES

dhxxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

money money money must be funny, it's a rich mans world.

lexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the bicycle fall over? because it was two-tired

CHxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why don't you eat pussy first thing in the morning?You ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich

kixxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to his diabetic sugar baby? When can you Splenda week in Mexico with me?

lexxxxxx

Guthrie, OK, USA

**Why did the sugar daddy always bring an umbrella to his dates?** Because he loved to shower his sugar baby with gifts! --- Hope this one makes you smile!

jixxxxxx

Arthur, ND, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard his sugar baby was on a higher level! What did the sugar baby say when she found out her sugar daddy was a baker? 'Looks like I hit the sweet spot!' you get the point^,, come into my inbox with creative tactics haha!

Moxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? He couldn't handle her sweetness!

Dixxxxxx

Basingstoke, ENG, GBR

Why was the sugar not invited to the party? Because it always causes a sweet commotion!

clxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

Q: How do you know when a man is A fake sugar, daddy? A: When he doesn't want to "Splenda" a lot of money on you.

luxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

flirty jokes mean a lot to mee. humor with a little sense of flirting is cute.

pexxxxxx

Denmark, WI, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Cuz she just wanted to spoon all the time .