FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Stxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

What do you call those things you blow to make a wish come true? Sugar Daddies ;-)

Buxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

When all you wanted was a Sugar Daddy... - Now you're the 45th 1st lady of the U.S. JUST JOKES...WE LOVE MELANIA!

Mixxxxxx

Jefferson City, MO, USA

What does a ghost have in his morning coffee? scream and sugar

Quxxxxxx

Barcelona, ESP

Daddy may I call you Papi?! Hehe let's just meet each other and have fun!

xoxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

And yes I have pretty toes so you know I keep the stilettos close

SPxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why'd the sugar daddy cross the road? To get to The Home Depot.

brxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

im daddy an who ever my next babygirl is needs to claim me as her property

KYxxxxxx

North Palm Springs, CA, USA

Guys that complain about distance, financially struggling, "Dom" SD's that are discount daddies, SD's that want endless text/chat. SD's that are enraged by confident women. Racist SD's that go out of their way to express their dislike for women of color. SD's that never want to meet in person. SD's that look unsanitary or unkept. SD's that try to switch the narrative to a GF/BF situation instead of a SD/SB which is what this site is specifically designed for. Theses a...

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chxxxxxx

Medina, OH, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Alxxxxxx

Annapolis, MD, USA

What did candy parlor say to the sad woman who just lost her father?..."Do you need a sugar daddy?"

vexxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

What's the difference between a regular date and a sugar date? On a regular date, you have to split the bill. On a sugar date, you just have to split a smile... which is a lot easier on the wallet!

Noxxxxxx

Red Deer, AB, CAN

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?... message me to find out the answer

Whxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you call an artificaly sweetened daddy who's broke as a joke? A splenadaddy!

flxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

A man walks into the hospital and the doctor tells him his wife is in a coma and that she doesn’t have a chance of waking up. The husband asks is there anything possible he can do, anything at all? She is the love of my life. The doctor says well there have been Some rare studies that show that oral Sex can, And in very rare circumstances help a person in a coma wake up. At this point, we’ve tried everything. So the husband Says to the doctor I love my wife and I’ll ...

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Loxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

"WHAT DO YOU BLOW TO MAKE A WISH"? Haha "A SUGAR DADDY!" Hahahahaha

raxxxxxx

Roselle, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby say she’s like a candy bar? Because she’s sweet enough to melt your heart—and hot enough to leave you begging for just one more bite.

Daxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why was the sugarbaby staring at the frozen orange juice? Because it had "Concentrate" on it.

shxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

What did the sugar baby say when her sugar daddy asked if she loved him? “Of course! You make my interest rates drop!”

mexxxxxx

SGP

"The only book I read is Sugarbook" - sugarbabies :) heh..

Dyxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the Guts!