FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Daxxxxxx

Darmstadt, HE, DEU

I don't like my friends anymore. They can't handle alchol at all. They dropped me 3 times while carrying me home after the party this morning. (Read again as half of my friends didnt get the joke).

Brxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? She just wanted to spoon all the time!

yaxxxxxx

Winchester, HAM, GBR

I love dad jokes and a bit of dark humour, but I'm terrible at telling jokes

Trxxxxxx

Lincoln, NE, USA

Q: How do you know that a man is a fake sugar daddy? A: When he doesn't want to 'Splenda' lot of money on you!

Bexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

My friends say I should get a sugar daddy, but I'm more of a sugar baby in training. I've got the sweet tooth, just need the funds to match!

laxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

I don't really know any jokes of the top of my head. By I promise you I'm funnier in person. I make you laugh your wallet out your pocket and your legs out of them pants xx

Mrxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Look. I'll tell you some funny quotes from other girls "THATS NOT YOUR PHOTOoOOooSS, sCAMMER!!" "Can you send more recent photos?" "Do u have recent pics?" "That's not you in your pics.." bruh i'm: -photo verified -my recent pics just look like me from before

Blxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

How do sugar babies stay cool in the summer? They always have some sugar to keep things sweet!

Suxxxxxx

Benton, AR, USA

So.... If you have to PEEL the panties off of a woman then that's most likely not a good sign eeekkk! However, when you do and the blisters pop then you know she is good to go but wear condom cuz it's not a squirting but oozing! STD 101

Soxxxxxx

Palatka, FL, USA

When you're having a bad day just go home and take your clothes off and go to your kitchen and bake some cookies

laxxxxxx

Hamden, CT, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you trying to be my sugar daddy, I'll accept Splenda daddies too cause I know times is hard.

laxxxxxx

Westerzicht, ZE, NLD

Liever chocola dan bloemen. Bloemen verwelken snel maar de chocola gaat wel op.

arxxxxxx

Roanoke, VA, USA

What do you call a cow that plays a guitar.. a moosician.

Texxxxxx

Hong Kong, HCW, HKG

Why did the sugar daddy carry an umbrella? To make sure his sugar didn't melt!

Wixxxxxx

Hoover, AL, USA

Perhaps my favorite joke is the women, living far away from my home in Alabama, messaging me knowing the odds of us meeting rest somewhere between slim and none.

maxxxxxx

Pico Rivera, CA, USA

No me sé chistes de azúcar pero si me gusta comer su dulce lol

buxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

1. Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? Because he wanted to know how to make more dough! 2. What did the sugar daddy say when he got a bill for dinner? “This is just the tip of the iceberg!” 3. Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? To take his lady’s standards to new heights! 4. What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite exercise? Checks and balances! 5. Why did the sugar daddy join a band? Because he wanted to learn how to make sweet music tog...

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5Sxxxxxx

East Tamaki, AUK, NZL

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the date was going to be sweet and he wanted to reach new heights!

irxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Woxxxxxx

Anchorage, AK, USA

Not a sugar joke but.. What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaiiinnns