FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

joxxxxxx

Lexington, MA, USA

I love high heels - trample - food crushing - hot pee - please read closely: if you don't mention "HEELS" in your reply johnwiseowl02420 attie msn dottie com I will know it is not real !

Tixxxxxx

Sydney Olympic Park, NSW, AUS

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice. Send me a message and let's chat. If we are both keen, let's meet up and see where this goes.

Jaxxxxxx

Morley, LDS, GBR

I don't have one in the lot but when I will I will let y'all know;)

Mrxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Two bulls on top of a hill, the younger bull looks down and sees a paddock full of Heifers, and says to the older bull. Quick let's run down the hill, grab one of those Heifers and fu_k it. The older bull turns to the younger bull and says. Let's walk down the hill and fu_k them all !

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2025-03-01: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL Since My Reveal, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK...

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Haxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

If I will chose between $1M and my bestfriend I will choose 1M then I will give her half. I gain 500 and I did not lose her.

arxxxxxx

Alftanes, Capital Region, ISL

Momma tomato papa tomato and baby tomato are walking down the street.... Baby tomato is lagging behind.... Papa tomato walks back to baby tomato and squashed him with his foot and days.... KETCHUP!

Vixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Never heard any sugar jokes, I think I'd have to listen to some before I could pick one.

N8xxxxxx

Fort McMurray, AB, CAN

If you look nothing like your profile pic your buying me drinks until you do.

crxxxxxx

Eugene, OR, USA

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter..? I heard it was pretty nuts!!

Kexxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to school? To learn how to make all his "investments" count!

jaxxxxxx

Gurnee, IL, USA

Just make me laugh lol I don't have one on the top of my head.

kaxxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

What does a stripper and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread!

Alxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

How does the moon cut his hair??? eclipse it ... lol

Loxxxxxx

La Mesa, CA, USA

You like ladies with legs for days? I've had mine my whole life. Bahdum bohm

Chxxxxxx

Belvedere Tiburon, CA, USA

With all this chocolate, I hope you have a sweet tooth baby

naxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

This is a dad joke but.. knock knock Who's there? Daisy.. Daisy who? Daisy me rolling, they hating. Loll

baxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

Question: Why do I always carry a platinum card and a map? Answer: To ensure my sugar daddy never loses his way in the labyrinth of luxury and delight.

Prxxxxxx

Saint Ann, MO, USA

My jokes usually consist of analogy's so you'll just have to be there for it !

iaxxxxxx

Wichita Falls, TX, USA

What does a frog do when he passes away??? HE CROAKS. Lololol