FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

drxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

The Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy Is Glucose Guardian.

mAxxxxxx

Luxembourg, LU, LUX

Juste avant de mourir, j’avalerai un sac de grains de maïs. Ça devrait rendre ma crémation beaucoup plus intéressante. *** Just before I die, I will swallow a bag of corn kernels. That should make my cremation a lot more interesting.

elxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

A SB & SD are in bed and she's about to orgasm... "Daddy I'm cumming!" "HI Cumming, I'm Daddy."

saxxxxxx

Barranquilla, ATL, COL

I would like to find a person who makes me laugh and enjoy

soxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

More s Finding a sugar daddy is my only life goal right now

cexxxxxx

Farwell, MI, USA

Wanna hear a dirty joke?? Plz ask me you won't be disappointed I promise.

dexxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

I have the whole sugar bowl, you just need to tell me how would you like to have it. Lick it or suck it.

Laxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

It's easy to make me laugh as long as you avoid the sexual jokes

vixxxxxx

Royal Kensington and Chelsea, LND, GBR

Why do sugar daddies avoid the bakery? Because they’ve got enough dough and don’t need more rolls! Thanks ChatGPT for this

zixxxxxx

Jersey City, NJ, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

roxxxxxx

Eldorado, IL, USA

I'm on a sugar highway to heaven !Sprinkling some sugar on my problem to make them sweet

kyxxxxxx

ZAS, PHL

I have a low blood sugar, would you like to be the sugar of my life?

alxxxxxx

Brownstown, IN, USA

Can Someone just "Pour Some Sugar On Me" already? Could really use some sugar right about now, I've been baking a lot lately.

Stxxxxxx

Gallatin, TN, USA

What do you blow on to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Stxxxxxx

Gallatin, TN, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy: You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Saxxxxxx

Pratt, KS, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals On Wheels :*)

lixxxxxx

Morecambe, LAN, GBR

All you can eat, can you afford the buffet though...

noxxxxxx

Whitehall, MT, USA

Are you a door because you a adoorable are you the sun because your hot

fixxxxxx

Acampo, CA, USA

I had a boyfriend that hated my fruit jokes, so I had to let that mango

Nuxxxxxx

Casa Grande, AZ, USA

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means." The husband responds, "Yeah, the drain is clogged."