FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Brxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.

Soxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle!

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-03-08: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL SINCE My REVEAL, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK ...

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kixxxxxx

Browns Plains, QLD, AUS

My life goal right now is to catch up on sleep. Give me like 5 years.

lixxxxxx

Manitowoc, WI, USA

Knock, knock who's there Cinderella cause I'm the princess of the castle

itxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Why dont scientists trust atoms? because they make everything up

buxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

When people ask why I'm looking for a sugar daddy I tell them it's because my real Dad sucks.

SWxxxxxx

Mandaluyong City, Metro Manila, PHL

My gender neutral name for sugar daddy is glucose guardian, but I prefer the scientific name, monosaccharide caretaker.

Caxxxxxx

Bogotá, DC, COL

Why did the sugar baby go to art class? She wanted to learn how to sugar-coat everything!

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

How does a sugar daddy stay in shape? By running... the numbers and occasional marathons with his sugar baby!

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

What did the sugar daddy say about his Tesla? "It's the best way to accelerate a relationship!"

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy join a startup? He thought it said 'sugar up'!

eRxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

"Still Kicking but Not High. Eating The Peaches, but Not The Pie" - GRAND FATHER J.W. -

Sexxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Sugar baby - I don't like this, I like vanilla... Sugar daddy - My wife likes vanilla, I don't. Why do you think your allowance is for !

Suxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar stop talking to the artifical sweetner? because it found the sweetener was always faking it.

loxxxxxx

Richmond, CA, USA

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop

Gyxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

maxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

coffee with sugar? Without you, my life is bitter! For you, Negrito, I melt!!!

mixxxxxx

Noosa, QLD, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his calculator? Because it couldn't handle all his digits!

Prxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Now Accepting Sugar Daddy Applications !! Until I Find Him I'll Be Sleeping With Sugar Under My Pillows For Sweet Dreams.