FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Which days are the strongest?!? Saturday and Sunday the rest are weekdays!

Raxxxxxx

Fayetteville, AR, USA

'Pok-er in the front...Liq-er in the back!' Hehe My daddy used to say that when I was a kid... also 'I was just poking fun at your momma...And she ended up taking it serious and getting pregnant with you!'

Alxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

laxxxxxx

Red Deer, AB, CAN

What is sugar & spice and everything nice? My perfect yummy booty sitting on a cake :p

Raxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Suxxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

How about a dad joke? Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent

Kixxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

U can't spell mentor with out me but then u deff CANT spell mentor with out men

80xxxxxx

Sumter, SC, USA

Don't ask me for my unless you're trying to be my sugar daddy. I'll accept Splenda daddies too cause times is hard I understand.

lixxxxxx

Ruston, LA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

baxxxxxx

Peoria, AZ, USA

a man who pretends to be rich in order to attract a pretty, young woman is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

suxxxxxx

Aachen, NW, DEU

The gender neutral term for Sugar Daddy is glucose guardian. POV: I want a sugar daddy but realize my looks only qualify me for an artificial sweetener.

lexxxxxx

Llangeinor, BGE, GBR

What do planes and women have in common...........

goxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Lol Sugar you want a cookie ,,,, sugar or peanut butter dear wink wink I just made it up sorry

tsxxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

sundays are sad but the days before are sadder days (saturday)

maxxxxxx

Pulaski, TN, USA

What do we want, airplane noises! When do we want them, neowwq

goxxxxxx

Aurora, MN, USA

What is the opposite of a sugar daddy? U mami.....

HIxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I hope you want to give me all your sugar because I'm ready to give you all of mine!

joxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

First one: Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator on her date? To make sure he adds up to her standards! Second one: What do you call a sugar baby who loves dessert? Sweet & Irresistible!

baxxxxxx

Fremont, NE, USA

Do you believe In love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

bexxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Why did the chicken go to KFC? "Why?" Because he wanted to see a chicken strip lol