FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Esxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why is Santa Happy 24/7? .. He knows where all the Good girls & NAUGHTY girls live !

Asxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with their sugar daddy? Because he was too sweet for her!

taxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Imagine taking your sugar daddy to meet your mom and boom he your real dad$

lixxxxxx

Standish, MI, USA

Excuse me? Do you work at little ceasers? Cuz ur hot and I'm ready ;)

Chxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because he found out she was too sweet on someone else!

MZxxxxxx

Charleston, MS, USA

Hi I'm Bella what is it to do in the city. New in the area.

Laxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I'm not really a person that jokes, but if you can make me laugh, you can make my booty Jiggle

suxxxxxx

Beckley, WV, USA

Are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see Do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself inside of them

texxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What why. You make me laugh. Not the other way around.

naxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I laugh at anything mostly so if my man is funny I'm laugh

hoxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

asxxxxxx

Bishopville, MD, USA

I love a little sugar in my tank, maybe in my pockets as well

saxxxxxx

Munich, BY, DEU

Why did the sugar daddy bring a calculator to his sugar date? Because he wanted to make sure their relationship added up to something sweet and mutually beneficial!

Jexxxxxx

Susanville, CA, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar Daddy

Juxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Why was the sugar daddy always so calm? Because he knew he had his sugar baby to sweeten his day!

inxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Oh Baby... I have dark humor w/ philosophical twist

daxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Flxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Owning a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You spend all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

Daxxxxxx

Murray, UT, USA

Agua de azúcar con pan que no ahí más nada jajajaja

Alxxxxxx

Wesley Chapel, FL, USA

“So let’s Start Sugaring! Or should I say, Dating!!!!”