FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

toxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

I'm starting an 80s style band of sugar babies! We're calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds"

Rexxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside".

suxxxxxx

Porto, Porto, PRT

Claro que és um Sugar Daddy, porque és doce como sugar.

Lixxxxxx

Abingdon, OXF, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a calculator on his date? Because he wanted to make sure he could calculate the perfect amount to spoil his sugar baby rotten!

Lixxxxxx

Abingdon, OXF, GBR

How does a sugar daddy cheer up his sugar baby when she's feeling down? By showering her with compliments and taking her shopping – after all, retail therapy is the best therapy!

Lixxxxxx

Abingdon, OXF, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy buy his sugar baby a dictionary? Because he wanted her to know the true meaning of "sugar daddy" – someone who's always there to support her sweet tooth!

Lixxxxxx

Abingdon, OXF, GBR

What did the sugar daddy say when his sugar baby asked for a raise in her allowance? "Sorry, honey, but I'm already on a tight budget - I can only afford to 'spoil' you so much!"

Lixxxxxx

Abingdon, OXF, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the candy store? Because he wanted to show her where he gets his sweet treats!

suxxxxxx

Niagara Falls, ON, CAN

I wouldn't personally consider this a joke, but maybe just something to brighten your day in general. Sometimes you need to stop and think about how lucky you are considering everything that's going on in the world and sometimes you need to just sit in appreciate it and appreciate eachother, Fully and that means sexually, emotionally, during that every day grind, just having fun with each other and enjoy everything that you have! Just enjoy the things that you have su...

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Joxxxxxx

Colchester, ESS, GBR

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

loxxxxxx

Newark, NJ, USA

put your money where your mouth is lol !

roxxxxxx

Richmond, TX, USA

I may be short and sweet but I hope our time together isn't

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-03-08: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL SINCE My REVEAL, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK...

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Chxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly. It's a real breath of fresh air.

APxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

What's up with ribbed condoms? They never actually taste like ribs!

sUxxxxxx

Saltcoats, NAY, GBR

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Nixxxxxx

Coatesville, PA, USA

What does a deaf gynecologist do? Reads lips!!!!!

Bexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

how did the sugar fix the broken heart? With sweet love

laxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle!

roxxxxxx

Aberfoyle Park, SA, AUS

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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