FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

svxxxxxx

Belém, PA, BRA

venhas me conhecer melhor email sammusta1207@gmail.com ou rede social _eusami

MRxxxxxx

Edgartown, MA, USA

Sugar Daddies need to tell their Babies that if they have sex with you the day before you die, then they get everything. If they don't, then they don't get anything. Simple :>)

sixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I’m really sweet, but I don’t like to be taken for granulated sugar.

sixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Life is uncertain, but dessert is a sure thing!

Jaxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

My friend told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line

Paxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

How does a sugar daddy like his coffee? With a spoonful of sugar and a whole lot of sweetness!

Haxxxxxx

West Des Moines, IA, USA

My wife's divorcing me because I act to European I saw it coming from a kilometer away:3

Juxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What did the sugar say to the baker? "You're looking sweeter than ever"!

Doxxxxxx

Iowa City, IA, USA

I prefer dad jokes.... What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

jaxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? To show his sugar baby the 'highs' of life!

Clxxxxxx

Cerro, Havana, CUB

You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy!

Goxxxxxx

Montreal West, QC, CAN

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

afxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

I hope I don't run into my dad here

SAxxxxxx

Glasgow, GLG, GBR

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? .... Because the chicken wasn't born yet..

sixxxxxx

Lake Stevens, WA, USA

If I tripped over your bra, would it be considered a booby trap? (O.O)

luxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

do the carpets match the drapes? hahaha

TIxxxxxx

Angeles City, Central Luzon, PHL

What do you call a person who is attracted to bith men and women but still single? Bi-yourself HAHAHA

soxxxxxx

Morley, LDS, GBR

Am I still alive and breathing. I ask as I saw you and thought that I had died and gone to heaven.

shxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar baby become a gardener? Because she heard sugar daddies love a "sweet harvest"!

skxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

what do you call two lesbians in a closet? a liquor cabinet