FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Toxxxxxx

Fairfax, VA, USA

I'm not an artificial sweetner but a sincere gentleman interested in a youthful experience.

Laxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To take the sweet connection to the next level!

saxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Sugar is the best ! Not the sweet one tho

Lixxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

In an effort not to offend and be politically correct, the term....."Sugar daddy" should be officially renamed the "Glucose Guardian " Having a sugar daddy while you don't your real father is very risky, what if .......? Anyway let me change the topic. Why the kid put Sugar under his pillow? So he would have sweet dreams. I want a sugar daddy but I am not prepared to give him sugar hahaha..... When you want to be rich so bad but you don't have a sugar dad...

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Grxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Sugar might be sweet, but don't underestimate the POWER of glucose lol!

Boxxxxxx

Nashua, NH, USA

Well some of the damn bots on these sites are more than a joke, but be real and be you !

Chxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's popcorn?!

KCxxxxxx

Troy, MI, USA

What do you call a Camel with No humps???

jexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What did the SB say to her Sugar Daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan.

taxxxxxx

Greymouth, WTC, NZL

Be the sugardaddy to this sugar baby for a good time

Lyxxxxxx

Chico, CA, USA

i prefer nasty ones complimenting how good of a pleaser i am

anxxxxxx

Wagga Wagga, NSW, AUS

Who can drink a litre off gas ??? Jerry can

Mrxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

Varför finns det ingen gravid Barbie? Ken kom i en annan låda.

AMxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s. I'm calling it's "Girls just wanna have funds"

Kixxxxxx

Thung Khru, Bangkok, THA

Are you a door? Because I find you so adorable

maxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy

jexxxxxx

San Jose del Monte, Central Luzon, PHL

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds~!

cuxxxxxx

Taupo, WKO, NZL

What do you call a sugar daddy who doesn't go down on you? You don't!

nixxxxxx

Texarkana, TX, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy fall in love with a girl? candy crush

Chxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy and sugar baby fall in love ?.... A Candy Crush