FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

crxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I don't want pets but I might would try yours

Abxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

I would be a stand up comedian, but I prefer to sit.

Sixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

elxxxxxx

Leicester, LCE, GBR

What do you call a man that approaches you with no money? A LOSER!

stxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy."

bexxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I Have 70 Wishes One is to Kiss You .. Rest is 69 .. Wink wink

Luxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

What do lawyers wear to court ? They wear Lawsuits

coxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Wish I could actually afford the premium version so I can see who likes me back!

Bixxxxxx

Eugene, OR, USA

I've been known to toss a sugar packet on the floor at diners and tell the waitress they've dropped their name tag.

Sexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why are women so bad at choosing where to eat? Look at what happened last time in the garden of Eden

jaxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

you can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honies being fly

Daxxxxxx

Bocas del Toro, Provincia de Bocas del Toro, PAN

Me: Did you know Jet Lee has a younger brother? You: Seriously? Me: Oh! You know of Sirius Lee too??

amxxxxxx

Kingston, Kingston, JAM

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the sugar baby's house? He heard she wanted a sugar daddy, not a low blood sugar daddy! Remember, a good laugh can sweeten any arrangement!

Nixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

How do sugar babies like their coffee? Sweet, just like their sugar daddies!

flxxxxxx

Nootdorp, ZH, NLD

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

brxxxxxx

Greenvale, VIC, AUS

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

brxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

I'm quirky, submissive and little bratty! Always fun and energetic

Shxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

I tried to quit sugar .

brxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

I'm corky, submissive and little bratty! Always fun and energetic

lixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

If you adore me,CC & DIOR me :) ..................