FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

Why did the sugar cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumb-y!

Swxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

In my free time I like to spend it in nature , spend time on beaches, hiking, traveling, biking, making memories, exploring the great outside and discover new things.

anxxxxxx

Jersey City, NJ, USA

Well, I've got a sweet joke for you! Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to reach new sugar highs! So, if you're ready to add some sugar, spice, and a whole lot of laughter to your life, I'm the right person!

Juxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he wanted to reach new sugar highs and spoil his baby with extra sweetness!

gbxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Let's go enjoy dinner together, I'll be the dessert ;*

Jaxxxxxx

Peoria, AZ, USA

Opening Line: Would you like to lend me a kiss? I swear, I'll give it back!

Alxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

Anxxxxxx

London, KY, USA

Tired of doing it all on my own. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Suxxxxxx

Burlington, ON, CAN

I can eat sugar with my right OR my left hand. I'm ambi-dextrose.

ROxxxxxx

Olonkinbyen, Jan Mayen, SJM

Life is short, so let's add some sugar and make it sweeter!

Maxxxxxx

Spring, TX, USA

I had a dream I worked in a muffler shop... ...I woke up exhausted

mexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

My joke of the day is I can be your sugar honey iced tea lol.

Faxxxxxx

Ghent, VLG, BEL

I am diabetic, so less sugar more daddy. Was this a pickup-line request or not because I don't understand.

suxxxxxx

Huntly, WKO, NZL

oh you want me to tell you a joke? I know you're going to get me in trouble

suxxxxxx

Huntly, WKO, NZL

The only joke i see around here is too many old men talking up their dick game as they likely possess no money and no swagger. A truly urbane gentleman is refined by experience. I roll smoother than a whisper because I don't need to talk. I just make moves.

soxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What do you call a donkey that eats too many onions? Private message me for punchline.

suxxxxxx

Huntly, WKO, NZL

The only joke i see around here is too many old men talking up their dick game as they likely possess no money and no swagger. A truely urbane gentleman is refined by experience. I roll smoother than a whisper because I don't need to talk. I just make moves.

drxxxxxx

Algonac, MI, USA

If your hips are rested on my cheeks, whats resting on my tongue

suxxxxxx

Hickory, NC, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, “Boy, with how broke you are, you’d be a Splenda stepfather.”

saxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Splenda & salt daddies swipe left. Save time for us BOTH thanks !