FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

BBxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who is your friend? A PayPal!

Laxxxxxx

Hackensack, NJ, USA

"That's What She Said." Basically anything dirty...

Prxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

I've heard men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny... If I see you without an erection, I'll make you a sandwich.

orxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

spxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the fun parties?

laxxxxxx

Budapest, BU, HUN

looking for some1 who pays for my lip fillers cuz its good for both of us haha

Gexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

I'll get back to this when I think of something brilliant but for now all I have is a clip of Snow White that's been burned into my psyche since childhood. One of the dwarves looks at his clean cup in dismay and cries "She washed my cup, sugars gone!" Hopefully she never washes my cup ;)

chxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see!

frxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Is your name wifi?? Because i think we have a connection...... ;)

Tixxxxxx

Edmond, OK, USA

What is SPLENDA DADDY A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

swxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Slxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

I'm totally new to this and am ready to learn

Gexxxxxx

Stoke-on-Trent, STE, GBR

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy guardian I found this way funnier than I should of, I'm sorry

itxxxxxx

Dolton, IL, USA

What do you call a non-committal couch...? Text me to find out~~

itxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

It’s all fun and games until your daddy wants some sugar (;

Chxxxxxx

Mansfield, NTT, GBR

Ask not what your sugar daddy can do for you - ask what you can do for your daddy

anxxxxxx

Petersham, NSW, AUS

ask me WHO IS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL? and I'll get on my knees and say ME

Nixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

hoxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? Just put a lil boogie in it

yoxxxxxx

Fredericia, South Denmark, DNK

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner