FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Jixxxxxx

Saint-Laurent, QC, CAN

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! Reach out to me. It is easy to contact me for more of these belly-wrenching jokes

arxxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

Too much sugar (money) is harmful to your health. See also other side of the coin.

haxxxxxx

Alto, TX, USA

SANTA GOES IN A STRIP CLUG. HE SAYS HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS. ALL THE GIRLS INT HE BAR STARTED DANCING FOR HIM... HE HE.

Daxxxxxx

Kanata, ON, CAN

My Sugardaddy told me he had the body of a God. He didn't tell me that god was Buddha. When a Sugar Baby says she is looking for an "Alpha Male" I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

asxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Risque ,all infun ,comfidence in tacktfullness,with own true desires

KOxxxxxx

Romulus, MI, USA

whats the dogs favorite part of the tree? the bark! Whats the differance between Jesus and a prostitue? The expression on their face when getting nailed ....is that awkward silence? haha

tkxxxxxx

Holland, MI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

Drxxxxxx

Jonesboro, GA, USA

What do you call a guy that holds the door open for you then slaps your ass as you walk through it? Daddy!

Iaxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Be yourself. Have a sense of humor make me leak over that money

Trxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why is it called a sugar daddy? The term "Sugar Daddy" has been used since the beginning of the 19th century, when Adolph Spreckels, heir to the Spreckel's sugar fortune, married a woman who was 24 years younger than him and called him "Sugar Daddy".

Trxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why is it called a sugar daddy? The term "Sugar Daddy" has been used since the beginning of the 19th century, when Adolph Spreckels, heir to the Spreckel's sugar fortune, married a woman who was 24 years younger than him and called him "Sugar Daddy".

Daxxxxxx

Kanata, ON, CAN

My Sugardaddy told me he had the body of a God. He didn't tell me that god was Buddha.

kixxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Ask me to tell you joke the only thing I can probably guarantee is that I am funny and I do have good sweet and sour jokes

Duxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

DIxxxxxx

Paris, FRA

Every time I wake up feeling younger than yesterday lol

chxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

I share my sugar out daily and I still can't get any more sweeter then you xx

Daxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

If you can't handle me at my worst, well this won't work out. I don't have a good side hehe ;)

Noxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Q: Why are fish so thin? A: They eat a lot of fish. An elderly couple meet in a bar. After a couple of drinks, the conversation inevitably turns to sex. The man asks the woman how often she likes to have sex. She replies, infrequently. The man then asks, is that one or two words?

Asxxxxxx

Kalmar, Kalmar, SWE

I left my WIFI on and it is telling me that you are a hotspot!

thxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

are you a roller coaster ? cause the faster you go the louder I scream