FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

mexxxxxx

Pueblo West, CO, USA

what did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy .....

amxxxxxx

Scranton, PA, USA

Simply never depended on any man wondering whats it like

daxxxxxx

Cambridge, WKO, NZL

You know what Daddy say... Daddy's little princess

Arxxxxxx

Stone Mountain, GA, USA

Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, r...

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swxxxxxx

Lake Elsinore, CA, USA

When you were just looking for a sugar daddy but accidentally found your future husband.

Daxxxxxx

Kanata, ON, CAN

I'm starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Arxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Why did the one armed man cross the road??? To get to the second hand store LMAO

buxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

bixxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

I enjoy learning from my daddy and getting to know each other better

suxxxxxx

Manistique, MI, USA

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant???? Wait for it!! Burger King forgot to wrap his whooper!

ASxxxxxx

Townsville, QLD, AUS

Why should you never trust an Atom? Because they make up everything In this whole universe...you found my profile Lucky you x

Paxxxxxx

Clearwater, FL, USA

Two fish are in a tank...... One says to the other, Do you know how to drive this thing? :)

anxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

What does eating a bag of chips in church and having me as your sugar baby have in common? People might look at you sideways, but on the inside they want some too.

BKxxxxxx

Lebanon, PA, USA

Don't ask for my number unless your tryin to be my sugar daddy.. I'll accept Splenda daddies too cause times are tough... I understand.

Rixxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

Don't call me daddy cuz I'm about your age I'm gonna be your sugar oniichan

mixxxxxx

Floyd, VA, USA

I'm sweet enough that you could never spoil me rotten! (;

loxxxxxx

Nacka, AB, SWE

What kinda daddy can you indulge in and never gain weight with: a sugar daddy. Knee slapped alert

mixxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

If someone tells me I give them butterflies, I tell them they give me lightening bugs because you brighten my day.

shxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful

Myxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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