FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Clxxxxxx

Muncie, IN, USA

Q: How does a man know for absolutely sure that a woman wants to make love to him? A: She will.

loxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Sometimes life is so hard… especially when you have to laugh at your sugar daddy jokes, only because he pays all your bills

Juxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Why do Canadian girls like doggy style? They want to watch the hockey game too!

prxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He's an artificial sweetener.

Alxxxxxx

Jackson, MS, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

Enxxxxxx

Americus, GA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan. Lol.

maxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Do You Know What’s The Opposite Of A Sugar Daddy? U-mami ;)

lixxxxxx

Logansport, IN, USA

If you don't like sugar with your meals, I suggest not contacting me !

ONxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What would a sugar daddy dating site be called if it existed in the 80's? Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Texxxxxx

Yorkshire, GBR

After 65 years of marriage, my grandpa still calls grandma "honey", "sweetie", "sugar", and "baby". I asked him for the secret to keeping love alive for so long. He said, "I forgot her name 10 years ago, and I'm afraid to ask."

mixxxxxx

NSW, AUS

What is the gender-neutral term for a sugar daddy? - glucose guardian ;)

itxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I have no tattoos because you never put a bumper sticker on a Bentley.

pvxxxxxx

Redondo Beach, CA, USA

All seriousness and jokes aside if there's no money then there's no honey!

joxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

What do you blow to make your birthday wishes come true? A sugar daddy.

saxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

After 65 years of marriage, my grandpa still calls grandma "honey", "sweetie", "baby", and "sugar". I asked him for the secret to keep love alive so long. He said "i forgot her name 10 years ago, and I'm afraid to ask."

Kaxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

The gender-neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.

Isxxxxxx

Ketchum, ID, USA

What do a SugarDaddy and Santa have in common? Their both happy with a little ho ho ho What Do Mrs. Clause and SugarBabies have in common Their both happy when he go go go Ill be here all week;) Dont forget to tip the waiter on the way out

emxxxxxx

Canberra, ACT, AUS

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

Mtxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I don't want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like "Hey how are you today?" and he replies "Doing great thanks for asking here's $7,000."

lixxxxxx

Surfers Paradise, QLD, AUS

Can I have your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?