FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

stxxxxxx

Epsom, SRY, GBR

What do I call a request from a SB I've never met, asking me to spoil her with a money transfer? Answer: not happening

Haxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

I've always thought that choking on sugar would be a pretty sweet way to die.

lixxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. sorry it's real cringe

prxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I'm definitely gonna max your credit card but youlll enjoy it I promise ;)

hoxxxxxx

Arcata, CA, USA

I know it's cheesey as f*** (how. I like my pizza) I used to be a stripper so the joke I'd tell the idiot guys lol 2 Strippers walk into the club... They walk into see 2 drunk, naked, rednecks, spinning on the pole. They stop... (They lock eyes) The girls say hunny were supposed to be up there... "Stupid right...?" Lol :As I roll my eyes with a cutesy laugh: Least you know I have personality...

Mixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy"?? He’s an artificial sweetener

Dixxxxxx

Kingston, ON, CAN

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy ;)

swxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Two Irishmen are lost at sea. They see something floating in the water so they hustle and bustle their way over. It was a bottle of whiskey!! One of them goes to open it and a genie pops out. The genie offers them one wish. Before thinking, the other Irishman wishes for the entire ocean to be whiskey. The Irishmen who opened the bottle yells" YOU IDIOT NOW WE HAVE TO PEE IN THE BOAT!"

kaxxxxxx

Eden, NC, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan .

skxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

The most important thing you need to have to become a successful sugar daddy is "daddycation" LOL!

swxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? ᴬ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ˡᵒᵃⁿ Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱⁿ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᵗᵗᵉⁿᵗⁱᵒⁿ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ...

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MExxxxxx

VOV, BEL

Damn you look beter than I did on your age. When I was younger I would come after you

luxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

When i said daddy, i meant sugar daddy... the only man a girl can depend on is her daddy (;

elxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

A female student was fined for running a lap after being late for class. Soon it started to rain heavily. Suddenly, the girl felt that the rain had stopped. When she saw a boy running around with an umbrella, the girl's face flushed, but she said, "I have a boyfriend." Unexpectedly, the boy said: If I don't come, your boyfriend will Come on, how can I bear him to suffer?

Swxxxxxx

Maple Ridge, BC, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy on an E scooter? A Scootertrician...

kaxxxxxx

Prattville, AL, USA

WHAT ELSE CAN GET SWEETER THAN ME? Come enjoy life with me and explore

avxxxxxx

Waynesboro, PA, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

paxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

If you're an American before you go into the bathroom and you're an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom? European

Roxxxxxx

Land O' Lakes, FL, USA

What does a Hurricane, a Tornado and a Redneck divorce have in common? Somebody is going to loose a trailer.

Aaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair?? Meals on wheels lol