FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

brxxxxxx

Sunnyvale, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels ;)

caxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”..... He’s an artificial sweetener.

vaxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!!

Kixxxxxx

Bella Vista, AR, USA

Why do ducks have tail feathers?? To cover their butt-quacks!!

Daxxxxxx

Hobart, TAS, AUS

Worse chat up line I heard in Glasgow Hey darlin how ja like yer eggs in the morning Don’t k ow she replies How about fertilised ha ha

Loxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Can send pics,would prefer not to have on public profile :) -

Blxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

"What's up baby, take me out to dinner, BingBong!"

arxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at fcking future generations Lmao totally copied and pasted that but it's the thought that counts 😂

nixxxxxx

Newark, DE, USA

I'm so sweet, you and your dentist will be best friends😂😂😂😂 omg im so corny

Swxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What is the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches.

Hoxxxxxx

Smyrna, GA, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, "Boy, with how broke you are, you'd be a splenda stepfather."

Adxxxxxx

Barnet, LND, GBR

Is it right to say the yolk of an egg ***IS*** white or that the yolk of an egg ***ARE*** white? Why can't a nose be 12" long?

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

if you're on here looking for a relationship you're on the wrong site babe!

lixxxxxx

Ahorn, BY, DEU

machen Gute Laune, also beiß mich! Und du wirst garantiert besser gelaunt sein :)

baxxxxxx

Fort Gibson, OK, USA

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. Bonus points if it's at a 5-star restaurant.

luxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

suxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

If a rich man is called a "sugar daddy," then what do you call a poor man? A diabetic daddy... because he doesn't want any sugar!

Mixxxxxx

Bandra, MH, IND

I can spoil you but you gotta spoil me to an extent that I worry about catching diabetes.

shxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Kodekenail trip video

kaxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

What do you call it when a man pays attention without needing instructions? …Fantasy fiction. ^^