FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

hexxxxxx

Dearborn, MI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who can cook? ... A sweet deal with benefits!

roxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the candy go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

CJxxxxxx

North Branch, MN, USA

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? ... you can't hear an enzyme. ;)

Dixxxxxx

Thackerville, OK, USA

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a FUN-GI !!! (fungi)

Goxxxxxx

Oakland, MS, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach new heights in her allowance negotiations! Duhhh

lixxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

Once I was texting a perspective date and asked if she would come to my house. She said she would and she asked me if I expected sex. I told her no. When she arrived the first thing I asked her was if she remembered her question about whether or not I expected sex she said she did remember.. Then I asked her, "just out of curiosity, did you happen to bring any with you?

sixxxxxx

Fort Smith, AR, USA

Why don't sugar daddies ever get cavities? Because they know how to balance the sweetness!

Dexxxxxx

Lake Charles, LA, USA

Did ya hear about the conceited Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby? During a love making session, Sugar Baby says, "isn't it tight"? And Sugar Daddy says, "No, just full"!!

isxxxxxx

Charles Town, WV, USA

What's another name for a sugar daddy? Glucose Father-figure.

juxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

what do u call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESEE

Quxxxxxx

North Port, FL, USA

What do you call a lesbian with braces...a box cutter

kkxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

I'm named after a beer, care to find out which one? ;)

stxxxxxx

Dublin, CA, USA

A sugar baby walks into the bookstore and ask the associate where would she find books on how to date a millionare...The associate says try the fiction /fantasy section (drum roll sound) A horse walks into a bar the bartender turns to the horse and asks "whats with the long face" ok now a riddle.... a cowboy rides into town on Sunday...2 days later he leaves on Saturday how is that possible...send me a message if you want the answer

Kixxxxxx

Chengdu, SC, CHN

The person I like doesn't like me, but the person who likes her likes me.

suxxxxxx

Tustin, CA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Dixxxxxx

Moncton, NB, CAN

Why is Santa Clause so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live

jlxxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

I am a firm believer in saving water to help global warming...shower with me daddy?

frxxxxxx

North Quincy, MA, USA

Be a good daddy and give me extra sugar I'll be your glucose guardian :)

Guxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Que dit papa abeille à maman abeille ?

mexxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

I never said i was made of honey but i promise i can sweeten the pot.