FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

JRxxxxxx

Albert Park, VIC, AUS

My Barista asked me if I wanted any sugar, so I asked what her **** was ;)

sixxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Wtf is a sugar joke? ...And why does it have a 50 character minimum?

Ouxxxxxx

Blenheim, MBH, NZL

What do you have to blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

cbxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

SSxxxxxx

Manassas, VA, USA

What do the poor have, that the rich want, and God fears?

Gexxxxxx

Eagle, CO, USA

What are those things called you blow on to make a wish? Oh, right, sugar daddies.

Myxxxxxx

Sun Valley, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date? Because she heard her gentleman liked taking relationships to the next level!

gaxxxxxx

Deltona, FL, USA

What do you call a $2 chicken…. Buck buck………….

jexxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy You waste all your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

kixxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he heard I had expensive taste and wanted to raise the standards!

stxxxxxx

Rockmart, GA, USA

Where do you keep your dad jokes? In a dadabase!!!!

mexxxxxx

Biloxi, MS, USA

Idk if it’s “friendly” but sure as hell is funny… A friend started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction. But it didn’t do anything. It was a flop and nobody came.

prxxxxxx

Pawtucket, RI, USA

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like my men generous and their payments come through!

Dexxxxxx

York, PA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with a three-figure monthly allowance limit? A Big Splenda…

taxxxxxx

Conroe, TX, USA

They say money can't buy happiness, but I've never seen anyone cry while being surprised with a shopping spree. I'm not saying I'm high maintenance... I'm just saying my love language has a routing number.

stxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a calendar? Because he wanted to make sure we had a sweet date! Life is sweeter when you share good laughs, great conversations, and a little extra sweetness.

goxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

“I'm no financial advisor, Daddy, but I do believe in investing in things that make you happy. And have you seen how cute I am? That's practically a growth opportunity

loxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy flowers, shopping sprees, and plane tickets. I haven’t seen anyone sad on a first-class flight.

ofxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

I have a sweet tooth, but I have a feeling good conversation and a gentleman with a sense of humor might be my favorite treat.

Itxxxxxx

Staten Island, NY, USA

A wealthy man is having an affair with an Italian woman, who tells him she is pregnant. He offers her a large sum of money and child support until the baby turns 18 if she returns to Italy to have the child. To confirm the birth, he instructs her to send a postcard with only the word "spaghetti" on it. Nine months later, a postcard arrives at his house. His wife opens it and reads: “Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.” Upon reading the...

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