FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

isxxxxxx

Valencia, CA, USA

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

lixxxxxx

Clovis, NM, USA

What did the buffalo say to his son going to college? Bison

suxxxxxx

Henderson, NV, USA

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A PORK CHOP (I’m so sorry I thought this was so funny)

Swxxxxxx

Dartford, KEN, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level!

kexxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

How do you catch a unique rabbit…….????? UNIQUE UP ON IT !! How do you catch a tame rabbit ??? The TAME WAY!!

sexxxxxx

Richmond, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard his standards were high!

saxxxxxx

Terre Haute, IN, USA

How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it.

roxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

I always tell my new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your best friend forever (bff) who can fire you.”

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

My dream career was: I wanted to be a hair-stylist for bald people.

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

Damn I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious!

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

While I'm driving 70 miles per hour, apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone inside my car.

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

FACT: The only mistake my parents ever made was when they made me.

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

Hey, I'm actually good looking... if you don't look at me.

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

My hidden talent is so hidden that even I can’t find it.

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

If you do believe you can't see anything good in me... oh well, life is VERY difficult, or whatever, for a blind person.

Iaxxxxxx

Ft. Washington, MD, USA

Support Bacteria! Because they’re the only culture some people have.

snxxxxxx

Rocklin, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he heard I had high standards!

Baxxxxxx

Evansville, IN, USA

What are the four seasons? A: Salt, pepper, sugar, and flour

k1xxxxxx

Cornwall, ON, CAN

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ? Full XD