FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

bbxxxxxx

Terre Haute, IN, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it “Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.”

Asxxxxxx

Coeur d'Alene, ID, USA

Why did the sugar cube go to therapy? Because it kept getting stirred up about everything.

trxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

What is a DJ's favorite sauce? Marinara :P (it sounds like record scratching lol)

noxxxxxx

Columbia, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? He heard I had expensive tastes and wanted to take things to the next level.

mixxxxxx

Guelph, ON, CAN

What does the sea say to the sand? ... Nothing, it just waves

gixxxxxx

El Cajon, CA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a woman? A candy crush

Roxxxxxx

Anacortes, WA, USA

What did the sugar say to the tea? You make me melt.

Swxxxxxx

Plattsburgh, NY, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

kaxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

Starting a dating site for people into 80s music and financial support. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Hoxxxxxx

Atwood, ON, CAN

“Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he heard I was looking for someone who could raise the bar.”

kaxxxxxx

Lincolnton, NC, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date? Because she heard the relationship was going to the next level.

Chxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he heard the chemistry between us was going to be through the roof.

Nixxxxxx

Craigieburn, VIC, AUS

What do you call a man that lost his car? Carlos

Shxxxxxx

Soweto, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her sugar daddy date? Because she heard the allowance was going to be HIGH!

lyxxxxxx

Glendale, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. “Ba dum tisss” on

Chxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? He heard I was high maintenance.

prxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many sweet issues.

saxxxxxx

Killeen, TX, USA

What is a blonde and a joystick have in common? The more you play with it, the weather it gets What is a blonde and a beer bottle have in common they’re both empty from the neck up. How do you get a blonde out of a tree just wave what is a blonde in the screen door have in common the more you bang it the looser gets.

Loxxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Jaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Lol